If You Go Down in the Woods Today

A Boy Scout troupe led by their scoutmaster (Sykes) is on a field trip to a seemingly-peaceful English woodland. However, the woods are actually teeming with strange characters, some of whom turn out to be disguised police officers and others criminals. The police are searching for £2,000,000 in stolen banknotes and hope that the criminals will lead them to them. The criminals, on the other hand, are aware that the police are looking for them and doing their best to avoid betraying the location of their stash.

Top Billed Cast

Eric Sykes

Mr. Pangbourne

Robin Bailey

Chief Constable

Norman Bird

Doctor

Glyn Houston

Ticket Collector

Roy Kinnear

Fishfingers